Willowmena The Parhelion...

Today I noticed how dark it was at seven this morning. It suddenly hit me that I have to eat earlier if I wanted to even out my tan. 
My Vet has of course warned me, of the risks I am taking with my health. I sat through his rather monotone voice lecturing me, with regards, over tanning and frankly I was offended. 
You won't believe this, he actually suggested I was turning orange, due to excessive sun bathing.  I came home deeply disturbed, and had a second breakfast -
Before taking up pole position...